22 Jun 2005 vorlon   » (Master)

Dear Jeff Merkey, professional litigious fuck,

It is not a violation of your rights to free speech, free association, privacy, due process, or exercise of your religion to opine that you should commit suicide.

OTOH, it is evident that given how you choose to spend your time, your continued breathing has a chilling effect on freedom of speech and interferes with others' right to due process.

Suicide — the ethical choice.

If you are interested in adding me to the list of defendants in this case, so that I, too, may reap the windfall of your patent portfolio when you are countersued for this frivolous lawsuit, my address and location is believed to be within the State of Oregon, but is unknown at the present time.

Steve Langasek

P.S. — Jeff Merkey, idiot of the year: you do not create patents, you create inventions and are issued patents for them. At least, that's the system that the federal government has set up. Come to think of it, perhaps you actually are creating patents without actual inventions; that would explain a lot about your affinity for wrongful suits, wouldn't it?

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