This greatly amused me. From a CNN news story today:
http://www.cnn.com/2001/TECH/ptech/10/25/xp.
london.launch/index.html
October 25, 2001 Posted: 1:19 PM EDT (1719 GMT)
By Graham Jones
CNN
(CNN) -- Microsoft has launched its new Windows XP
operating system.
The system promises fewer computer crashes and will allow
users to delete data from their hard drive.
Data deletion, wow! The great new feature in operating
systems that the world has waited thirty years for with
bated breath! Go Bill, go!