REVEALED: Corbyn's links to apple thieves
REVEALED: Corbyn's links to apple thieves
• Caused original sin
• Family held apple shares
• Responsible for fall
Jeremy Corbyn is descended from notorious apple thieves Adam and Eve, the Telegraph can reveal.
Speaking today on condition of anonymity, a senior Labour backstabberbencher. told of his shock at the hypocrisy.
“Adam dared to question the ways of God. Clearly that was only the start, since Corbyn has now dared to question the Prime Minister's tax returns.
“And don't forget, as soon as she ate the apple, Eve learned that she was naked, and hid herself. In all the years Corbyn has been a member of Parliament, I have never seen him naked. What does he have to hide?”
At press time, God was unavailable for comment. (cont. Genesis 94)
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Syndicated 2016-04-14 01:03:28 (Updated 2016-04-14 01:06:27) from Monument