Surreal

<tibo> Luke, you won't believe it, your photo is in a newspaper today, here in
       Portugal
<tibo> It is the picture that appears on your web page (assuming it is you).
<tibo> I'm serious !
<tibo> Well it not a very serious newspaper... The 10 lines "news" is about a
       "study" that concludes that 17% Germans adults "drink in order to
       become drunk"
<tibo> I will try to scan it.

The price of fame! :-)