Advogato blog for evilwalrus

4 May 2002

Sat, 4 May 2002 23:11:05 GMT

Us #php lusers can get carried away... have a look for yourself....

[19:04] <Pollita> array_cuisinart()
[19:05] <Pollita> slices, dices, chops, purees, and 
liquifies
[19:05] <Pollita> but wait, there's more, call now 
and you'll receive a free associative index
[19:05] <Pollita> NOW HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY?
[19:05] <amars> don't forget the three easy payments
[19:06] <JFK> Callers within the next 5 minutes will 
receive a free hash table, a $49.95 value!
[19:06] <amars> but wait there's more
[19:06] <src> if you phone now, we'll even throw in a 
free php manual! a $100 value, FREE!

29 Apr 2002

Mon, 29 Apr 2002 16:21:40 GMT

Wel, some joker is trying to interview me about the PHPDN today. I don't do interviews, they just absolutely suck, especially when they honestly get nowhere. He wants to use the interview to promote the network, yet, the site he wants to promote us on, isn't even online! Talk about redundancy!

Anyways, got alot done on PHP::IRC last night, gimme a week and a half more for a final release.

Blah... time to go fishing... journal entry to continue later.

28 Apr 2002

Sun, 28 Apr 2002 03:18:46 GMT

Well, today i left to go to the lake for some fishing. Stopped at the creek first for some good'ol Trout fishing, but they weren't snappin. So me and pop headed over to our old failsafe spot at the lake, and I ensued to catch cast after cast of largemouth. My dad to this day still doesn't know where I get my fishing skills from... who knows?

PHP::IRC

Anyways, I didn't get to work on the PEAR Net::IRC module today at all. I got tired from the sunburn from fishing... I'll try to keep ya's posted on the development..

Well... just got off the phone with Kelli.. kinda made me reminesce of the events of about 3 weeks ago. Seems I had to pry girls off of me then, now I can't get anyone to talk to me. See what a bad reputation with girls can do? *Sigh* It's only an uphill struggle, but all the time. No one ever wins. Anywho, it's about 1:26 AM and I ain't tired... my `cat nap' earlier left me wide awake, so I think I'm going to pull an all-nighter to work on PHP::IRC.

Also, jobs. Work sucks, but I need a job. Hire me, I'm a good programmer (obviously).

I need some sleepy now...

26 Apr 2002

Fri, 26 Apr 2002 21:35:44 GMT

Well, this is the start of my little diary for all of you to pry into my innocent little life (yeah, right).

Anyhow, I finished up alot of code for the PEAR Net::IRC project (that's for PHP lusers!). It'll most likely be publicly released in the next 2-3 weeks or so, depending if the PHP.net people ever approve my CVS account. If not, I guess I'll just private- release it and let whoever get it :)

Other than that, what a perfectly boring day. Yes, I should be working, but when people lay ya off, what can ya do, right?.. Anyway, if you wanna give me a job, email me...