junpei
Got sick of existing HTML template engines, wrote a relatively cool one; I'll put it up pretty soon, just need to finalize a couple of things. Was rather disturbed to discover I didn't need the lamp and hear birds chirping when I finished for the, er, night.
Made a rather perfunctory site for MoulDAVia while I was at it, to test junpei (well, it's why I wrote it, really). The source is here; junpei.xml has all the cool stuff in it. Any UI/graphics people who want to make a cool site design/logo (hi ChipX86! ;), please feel free.
Yes, the download link is broken. MoulDAVia isn't quite ready for a release yet.
Update: Put the junpei site up, tarball and all. :)

Cablitis
When you're reduced to watching old 90210 episodes because the other 91 channels are shithouse.
The Internet equivalent would probably be being reduced to checking Slashdot once every 3 minutes. ;)

Kopete
0.5 is almost ready to be released, except for one Jabber showstopper. Sadly there's no way I can fix it, due to the lack of a connected home computer, sigh. Hopefully Till gets back soon. 0.5's been a long time coming, but it'll be worth it - metacontacts, a unified away system, and more. Kopete's finally starting to take shape as a product, rather than a bundle of code with pointy edges. Really good to see everything coming together; it's been a lot of work (wrote my own Jabber backend, now we're using Psi's tho, and also hacked on a lot of core code - Jabber was the first to use all of the new and cool common classes). As I said on the lists a while ago (and very eloquently, too), 0.4 was a largely irrelevant release; I was still recommending gAIM/EveryBuddy at that point. Now I'm happy, because I can finally start plugging Kopete - it's almost ready! Very exciting time.