I do derive some perverse entertainment from some of the spam accounts that have a fleeting existence here, but my favourites are always the SEO "experts". Hi! I'm either incompetent or a criminal, probably both, they tell us, Let me help you!
Today, let me introduce SEM Media, India offering to "Clue your Wounded Website", and whose graphic design skills are as weak as their brand self-awareness is feeble. For but a taster of their site, I provide a snapshot below.