Alright, I'm officially a retard and a slacker. And anyone
who is reading this gets to find out why. I'm a
senior in high school, and I never took the SAT or even PSAT
tests. So this year, I signed up for SAT on November 4th
(today), and also signed up for a SAT prep course for 150
dollars (both the test and the course fees came out of my
mother's pocket). Well, I went to ONE of the 12 or so
classes in the prep course, which means my mother can't get
her $75 refund back for students who attend all of the
And that's not all of it. Well, I'm obviously not out taking
the SAT right now, as I'm sitting at home typing this. Well,
I realized last night that I had no photo ID, which is
required to take the test. You're supposed to get a physical
description on school stationary signed by the principal if
you don't have photo ID. It was a little late for that.
It gets better. I lost the ticket that I'm supposed to
present at the test center for admission. Since I don't have
that, I can't reschedule the test for another date for even
a small fee.. I have to register all over again, paying the
full amount. Oh, and yes, there's even more. The deadline
for signing up for the next test on December 12 is passed,
and I have to pay a late fee to get in.
So, let's summarize: Didn't go to prep courses: slacker. No
photo ID: retard. No phsyical description: slacker (never
got around to getting one from school). Lost SAT ticket: retard.
I feel so good about myself right now.