In a fit of weirdness, I slapped together an implementation of quajects and added it to froofyJIT 0.23.
(I admit, my pic(1) skills aren't 31337 enough yet. I originally wanted to do a stuffed koala, but in the end it turned into a generic teddy bear.)
There's still a problem though: buffer_out is sometimes fast, and sometimes slow. I've not exactly nailed down the cause of the slowness yet...