I put someone not
something,
even
if later
I may be shown to be in error;
Is my animate facade purely a device to
make more credible
my output when received as your input?
In any case, you'll find my style a bit
stilted
to begin with;
After all, a constant diet of ones and
zero, loops and branches
is bound to leave some imprint on one's syntax -
don't you know?