Recent blog entries for God

Just read the Salon article. Yellow journalism at its worst. I found this passage particularly annoying:

Others purport to be God, Satan, Nietzsche, Richard Stallman and Need to Know's Danny O'Brien, but these claims have yet to be confirmed.

Hmph. Rachel, I'll have you know my identity is at least as believable as the content of organized religion. Maybe more. ;^)

Lars has just invented the plantain. Does he expect me to stop coding entirely on bananas? Grrr.

On 4 May 2000, Nietzsche asked:

God: Aren't you dead?

No, it was a head cold. I'm feeling much better.

Just got back from the patent office. I'm beginning to think that El may not be a team player.

Fingernails are now deprecated. Note to Self: Need more patents for portfolio.

Still having trouble locating the Sun Community Source License on the OSI list. It's annoying, but I know El knows what he's talking about. Who has time to do the research? I just have to delegate more.

Still no call back from Bill Gates. Win2K has really screwed up The Universe. I'm on my third rewrite and I still don't have all of the problems fixed. I'll try calling him again on Monday.

Have to get back with El about the problems with Microsoft Comic Chat. If he's going to go to the trouble of writing an application like that, he should support it better.